I've seen it, even though I didn't want to see it. My wife had the remote and before anything could be done the Carl's Jr.-Paris Hilton video fornication cascaded from the one-eyed monster into our home. Who's fault was it? Ours, mine, plain and simple.
I know, I know! Does it take thirty seconds to reach a remote? Yes! Four seconds of "What's that?" followed by ten seconds of stunned shock, plus seven seconds of looking for the remote, four seconds of device fumbling, and we managed to cut off the final five seconds. Why do you think it's thirty seconds long?
If we could just give up the two or three things we love to watch (PBRA bull riding for example) and turn the stupid thing off we wouldn't have had to witness what is nothing less than porn. I knew Paris Hilton was a slut, and I should have known after Dennis Rodman and Hugh Hefner that Carl Karcher's formerly decent and family oriented corporation was nothing less than pimp for the prurient.
I would have linked to critical sites but there were none in a quick Google search. All of them, with the exception of the LATimes link, had links to the video, and I want no part of sending anyone to see that c__p!!!
I know, I know! Does it take thirty seconds to reach a remote? Yes! Four seconds of "What's that?" followed by ten seconds of stunned shock, plus seven seconds of looking for the remote, four seconds of device fumbling, and we managed to cut off the final five seconds. Why do you think it's thirty seconds long?
If we could just give up the two or three things we love to watch (PBRA bull riding for example) and turn the stupid thing off we wouldn't have had to witness what is nothing less than porn. I knew Paris Hilton was a slut, and I should have known after Dennis Rodman and Hugh Hefner that Carl Karcher's formerly decent and family oriented corporation was nothing less than pimp for the prurient.
I would have linked to critical sites but there were none in a quick Google search. All of them, with the exception of the LATimes link, had links to the video, and I want no part of sending anyone to see that c__p!!!
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