REALITY: I don't think the world will ever be real again!

This is NOT a test! Tell me what do you see in the ad below? [UPDATE: Someone hacked the site that held the graphic below and replaced the ad with an ugly-green smiley face ... let me know in comments if it happens again.]


If you saw six Blacks bowing down to a White massa', your shorts are knotted and you need to get real; you've lost touch like most of your neighbors.

If you're a black and saw that, I don't think there's any hope for your conflicted, hate-filled, self-obsessed soul!

If you're a White Homey and agree with the Black's; I'd suggest you send your degrees back because you're overeducated and didn't learn anything worth retaining, they're meaningless ... you over-educated, sophomoric slob ... you are so blind from your pompous self-righteousness you're wholly useless to your fellow man!

If you saw a confusing ad from a high-tech giant that makes no sense to you because you're tech-challenged ... besides what the h__l do six swimmers or runners have to do with Intel anyway ... for you, I assume the last thing on your mind was writing a letter because your sensibilities were offended.

Intel pulled the ad, giving in to political correctness ... gawrrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!! [Even though it's a lousy ad the pressure was assinine!]

Stockholders have executives and Boards of Directors to make their decisions - right or wrong! How can the investors hope for fiducial responsibility from a rabble that drinks from the cesspool of popular opinion.

Here's why Intel caved!

According to Snopes' Urban Legends page:

The intent of the ad was to emphasize the ability of Intel's Core 2 Duo Processors to "boost productivity and efficiency by running multiple computing-intensive applications at once" through the visual imagery of presenting a team of (identical) sprinters down in set positions, ready to take off and blaze their way through the office environment while a pleased IT Manager stands amidst them bearing a look of confidence and satisfaction.

Unfortunately, more than a few viewers saw something quite different in that imagery: a group of dark-skinned men bowing down in subservience to a smug, light-skinned overseer. The ad created enough of a controversy that Intel pulled it from the publications in which it was scheduled to appear, and Intel's vice president of Sales and Marketing issued a public apology on behalf of the company ...

We're all living a surreal lala land! God please help us?

Now if you'd like to know how I really feel, stay tuned!

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PETA: Researchers discover gene causing animal hate!

Announced late last night: a researcher has discovered the gene which controls irrational affection for animals over one's fellow man.

While reading his evening news aggregator, Ezvones Tupit Sonibytch discovered the key to this mystery.

A 15-month-old boy suffered minor injuries when he was attacked by a 4-foot ball python in a ... park.

Christine Abdelmonem had taken her son ... to get a better look at some ducks ... in Freedom Park on Monday. As she lowered the boy ... she felt a tug and saw the snake wrapped around his leg.

She screamed for help and two maintenance workers rushed over. One hit the nonvenomous snake with a shovel before trapping it in a bucket ... [FoxNews]

Mother and child are fine [for 2,000 years mother and child have been fine].

John Calchera, a pet store owner in nearby Pineville, took in the constrictor snake. He thinks it may have been abandoned by a pet owner and that it won't survive being beaten.

"It's a totally harmless thing," he said. "Why attack a harmless thing?"

Ezvones, suspecting a link, rushed to his KFC office to investigate the problem.

Following extensive Goggling, Sonibytch discovered the halo of a feminine gene which stimulates a woman to protect her young. [Exception - "boyly girls, they are missing the gene and tend to kill their young.]

A corollary in men is a gene which stimulates them to protect women with children; thus the behavior of the maintenance workers. He also concluded the existance of an anti-corollary - a gene stimulating irrational affection for any and all non-homo sapiens.

Using his deductive reasoning skills, this independent Agrizoophobe concluded: Mr. Calchera is either a) not a female, b) missing the gene, or c) one stupit sonibytch!

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