Thursday, June 08, 2006

ZARQAWI: Demise of the butcher of Bagdad seen by Dem's as an election year stunt!

Ted Kennedy claims:
"Bush knew that Zarqawi would be in this safe house last year. Why didn't he take him out then? Because there was no mid-term election coming up."
An exasperated Nancy Palosi says:
Who is going to pay for that home? The Bush family? I don't think so! The American taxpayer will have to pick up this one!
Senate Majority leader Hairy Weed called an immediate press conference to denounce the airstrike:
"This strike was unnecessarily loud and dangerous. It was after 8 PM Bagdad time when little children were in bed asleep. This has to do with this illegitimate president's poll numbers. Why else?"
Mikhail Moore plans a new documentary to tell the world about ...
"The Life and Times of Bagdad Butch - a misunderstood Islamic freedom fighter."
When asked for her reaction Babs Stiesand was quoted by the LAT as saying
"He was a man of deep faith and peace and will be sorely missed around Tinsel Town."
And caught on the Boston beach sail surfing, presidential candidate John Kerry was asked for his reaction to the death of the GWOT's #2 most wanted:
"That should have been me dropping those 500 pounders. By the way, I served in Vietnam!"
The DNC has called an emergency meeting of all Clintonistas to calculate their party's response to this huge public relations faux pax on the part of the GOP.

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